M44G, fraszki

18 tekstów (fraszki) – auto­rem jest M44G.

Fraszka na obiad.

Poszła bab­cia na po­ran­ne zakupy
Pot­rze­bowała skład­ni­ki do zupy
U rzeźni­ka ku­piła mięso mielone
Na tar­go­wis­ku ryż, ka­pustę i zielone

Zaczęła od białego so­su, z wo­dy i mąki
Bo na obiad miały być ład­ne duże…




Pul­pe­ty i rosół z wiej­skie kury
Nad mias­teczkiem wi­siały chmury


Po­win­no być miej­sce na tra­dycję i urozmaicenia
Pew­ność de­cyz­ji wspólne­go porozumienia

Odtwórz  

fraszka
zebrała 5 fiszek • 6 lipca 2016, 21:09

Fraszka na urzędnika

Kręcę się na fo­telu biurowym
Na ta­nim fo­telu, metalowym
Sza­leńcze żądze całkiem pier­wotne
Za­raz złamie ołówek, kar­tkę pot­ne

Jes­tem strachem dla świata
Jes­tem prze­syco­ne wcielo­ne zło
Jes­tem urzędni­kiem, jam jest biurokrata
Za my­mi ple­cami, re­gula­min i godło
Jes­tem dla pe­tentów gor­szy od ka­ta

Urzędnik to ja, wo­da, co skałę drąży
Do zab­lo­kowa­nia Twych marzeń dąży

Odtwórz  

fraszka
zebrała 6 fiszek • 24 marca 2016, 22:01

Dając rady.

To­pi się mucha w łyżce wody
Tak oto za­kończyły się muchy przygody
„ Cho­lera , cze­mu nie jes­tem mniej­szym komarem?
On na pew­no dałby so­bie radę z tym koszmarem.”
Dla muchy to nieistotne
Czy to prze­nośnia, czy też nie 
Ona i tak wal­czy, a i tak uto­piła się

A mo­rał nie jest skomplikowany
Żyjesz tak, jak jes­teś doń przy­goto­wany.

Odtwórz  

fraszka
zebrała 13 fiszek • 30 września 2015, 13:32

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W pew­nej no­cy krótkiej, bo czerwcowej
Chy­ba w czwar­tek, on pod­szedł do niej
I zap­ro­sił ją na ka­wy małą filiżankę
Ona się zgodziła i tak zdo­był koleżankę(?)
Odtwórz
„Możesz po­całować Pannę Młodą.” 

fraszka
zebrała 12 fiszek • 19 września 2015, 20:57

Fraszka dwa razy na słodko.

Gdy wra­całem z miasta
Ku­piłem ki­log­ram ciasta
W cu­kier­ni w chłod­niczej ladzie
Cias­ta skąpa­ne w czekoladzie

Ku­piłem ser­ni­ka pół ki­log­ra­ma
Wu­zet­ki dwadzieścia pięć dekagrama
No i TOF­FI, wa­ga też ta­ka sa­ma
Pa­ni wszys­tko sa­ma zapakowała

Zapłaciłem, podzięko­wałem i [...] — czytaj całość

fraszka
zebrała 11 fiszek • 17 sierpnia 2015, 14:28

Autoportret.

( jak­by co to mie­szkam blis­ko Poz­nańskiej 15 w Gnieźnie :) )

Jest gorąco i nie narzekam
Moc­no nie narzekam
Gorącą kawę piję
Do ochłody ją wypiję
Trochę wyparuję
Już chłod­niej się czuję
Moc­no nie narzekam
Na deszcz nie czekam
Ule­wa zdarzyć się może
Siedzę w domu
Nie siedzę na dworze
Jes­tem nieopa­lony
Jes­tem nieogolony
Mam skar­pe­ty po kolana
I narze­kam już od rana
Lecz nie moc­no
Jak już wspominałem
Tyl­ko trochę dziś
Narze­kając przeklinałem

Odtwórz  

fraszka
zebrała 17 fiszek • 5 lipca 2015, 14:58

Fraszka na autokorektę.

Jem trus­kawkę, za truskawką
W nadziewa­niu ich przed konsumpcją
Po­magam so­bie ze sta­li wi­del­cem
Bar­dzo nie lu­bię gdy mi się kleją ręce

Po­pijam so­bie so­kiem malinowym
Lu­bię gdy pro­cen­ty uderzają do głowy
Pro­cen­ty owoców w so­ku i [...] — czytaj całość

fraszka
zebrała 11 fiszek • 10 czerwca 2015, 19:22

Fraszka na erotyk.

Ser­ce prze­cięte złą miłością
Zielenieje
A myśli w głowę ma­dy smutku
Zjadają
Dusza pleśnieje
Ciało gnije
Z roz­paczy umiera
Tak to złej miłości
Gan­gre­na.

Po­wiedz so­bie niech to jas­na cholewa.
Cze­mu mi zła miłość doskwiera?

Mat­ka, żona czy kochanka
Na stojąco na [...] — czytaj całość

fraszka
zebrała 12 fiszek • 30 maja 2015, 18:35

Fraszka : Mysz na kota.

Na skra­ju la­su, stał domek
Mie­szkał w nim kotek
Który to sław­ny był
Na cały las i całą wieś
Jak niesie plot­ka i wieść
Najłow­niej­szym był kotem
Gdy tyl­ko mysz wystawiła
Swój łepek na długość palca
Już czy­hała na nią [...] — czytaj całość

fraszka
zebrała 9 fiszek • 15 maja 2015, 21:25

Fraszka na erotyk MichaelAngelo*

Dochodzę do schodów po ciem­ku
Za­palam światło z dzwon­ka dźwiękiem
Schodzę w półmro­ku z lękiem
Na twarzy niepew­ność, czy jes­teś tam?
Czy cze­kasz na mnie?
Aby na pew­no wspólni­cy moi
Nie zajdą mi do ciebie drogi

Czy okrągły [...] — czytaj całość

fraszka
zebrała 11 fiszek • 26 grudnia 2014, 15:03

M44G

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